The Gloat

What is The Gloat?

While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.

Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"

Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"

Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"

Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"

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