The Glome

What is The Glome?


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A cuddly, sentimental demon-hunting creature that cries over spilled cookies and gives food to bums. Also known to create psychedelic art / literature.

The Glome: so something strange happened on the way from the deli

x: what?

The Glome: 1. there was a hole in my grocery bag as I biked home

2. I kept being distracted by attractive women

3. I LOST ALL OF MY GROCERIES

See glome, ridiculous, sentimental, adorable


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