The Gobbler

What is The Gobbler?


1.

The act of cumming on a girl's chest, dipping your balls in it, and letting her suck it off.

Guy 1: Pat gave Susie The Gobbler!

Guy 2: SWEET!

See turkey, thanksgiving, homey, wetbug, Seacow

2.

Step 1: Find your unsuspecting victim in a distracted state.

Step 2: Pull your dick and balls back between your legs.

Step 3: Clinch your legs together to secure your junk.

Step 4: Lean over at the waist.

Step 5: Call your victim.

Step 6: Jump up and down with your arms flapping yelling "GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE!"

I was doing the dishes and the next thing I know I'm staring at this floppy cock bouncing in front of my face, HOLY GOSH I JUST WANTED TO LICK IT!

Sincerely,

The Gobbler

See gobble, gobbler

3.

When you stick your penis between the double chin of a very fat girl.

a guy says hey you want the gobbler to a fatty and that fatty squishes her chins together and he puts his penis in.

See gobbed, gob stopper, sweaty, gross

4.

An uncircumsized penis.


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