The Gold Package

What is The Gold Package?

A man who has a penis large enough to fit a magnum condom comfortably with out it sliding off inside of you or tying it up on the side.

"Hey girl! Is he working with the gold package? because you know I CAN'T BE SOLD IF IT AIN'T THE GOLD!!"

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Flocken Mugger

1. a person who is new at stealing but doesnt quite succeed. Gets caught. Ted: Did you see that guy getting arrested? Ben: He's prob..

Floppy Orgasms

1. Cuming when you dont have a hard-on. Put it this way, your weiner does some weird shit before you cum..

Janga Ship

1. a large ship made out of pieces to a janga game,usally quite vunerable to "shanking" ohh no youve shanked my janga ship!..

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The Gold Package Edit Meaning