The Gold Package

What is The Gold Package?

A man who has a penis large enough to fit a magnum condom comfortably with out it sliding off inside of you or tying it up on the side.

"Hey girl! Is he working with the gold package? because you know I CAN'T BE SOLD IF IT AIN'T THE GOLD!!"

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Cornfielding

1. Waking up naked in the middle of a cornfield after a night of insanity or drunkenness. Much like the experience of someone who has been..

Obfuckingvious

1. too fucking obvious to mention - "Hey, you know, biofuel and hydrogen are hoaxes.. " - "Great, Einstein ! That's..

Neroism

1. Neroism defines the age after post-modernism. The Emperor Nero was said to play music whilst Rome burned. We selfishly consume the earth..

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