The Gold Package

What is The Gold Package?

A man who has a penis large enough to fit a magnum condom comfortably with out it sliding off inside of you or tying it up on the side.

"Hey girl! Is he working with the gold package? because you know I CAN'T BE SOLD IF IT AIN'T THE GOLD!!"

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