What is The Golden Corral?
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This is where you have five or more men doing a Mexican Hat Dance around a girl that has, in all likelihood, passed out. However, if she hasn't passed out, utilize her open oral cavity for this maneuver. The girl is, of course, naked. The five (or more) men will be peeing on said female, and simultaneously shooting piss in her eye on the Ole! of the Mexican Hat Dance song.
Remember that when the female is conscious, you must take turns on the Ole! You cannot pee in her eye simultaneously. While Performing, all men MUST wear sombreros and have grown out exceptionally greeezy facial hair. Also, this can only be performed in a Golden Corral eating establishment's bathroom.
"Why does Tits McGee over there smell like piss?"
"Oh, you didn't hear? She passed out at the Golden Corral restaurant with Brendon, Jake, Ryan, Sam, and Doug."
"Oh shit, she got the Golden Corral, didn't she?"
"You know it!"
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