The Golden Package

What is The Golden Package?


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A Trojan Magnum, For Guys With Large Dicks Or Guys Who Think They Have Large Dicks.

Mikey Tried Useing The Golden Package On His Girlfriend, But His Dick Was Too Small And It Fell Off, Now Shes Pregnant.

See magnum, condom, mike, trojan


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