What is The Golden Parachute?
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When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
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A generic term for people who are not white, as taken from Saosin "not whites".
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An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.
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A flacid penis, moments after masturbation
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