What is The Golden Parachute?
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When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
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The state of having more than sufficient water to make you unthirsty.
"With these 24 steins of water, I'm in Quench City"..
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When a person takes a road trip by themselves to figure out life and sleep with as many people as possible.
He dude... I'm outta ..