What is The Golden Parachute?
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When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
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A huge obtrusion from the top of the lower jaw of Justin Spang.
It is very huge and obtuse looking.
Bob: Dang dude, that bear is huge!..
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stop it, desist (often a stern command)
Knock it off you freaking scallywags.
See stop, desist
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to whack it off, polish your knob
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