What is The Golden Parachute?
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When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
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A dude who likes to fuck ass.
The dude in jail that steals your ass and fucks you in it.
The faggots that like to recruit new faggots...
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another term used for fuck a duck
oh, why don't you just go and spaf a cat..
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A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.
Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is..
