The Golden Parachute

What is The Golden Parachute?


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When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

See golden, piss, parachute, pee, urine, blanket, sheet, morning, shower


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