What is The Golden Parachute?
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When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
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The disability of spotting them until they act i.e not being able to use ones gaydar
Joe: I dunno why but I can never spot a gay guy un..