The Golden Parachute

What is The Golden Parachute?

1.

When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.

"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"

See golden, piss, parachute, pee, urine, blanket, sheet, morning, shower

35

Random Words:

Mullering

1. Ruining something while attempting to fix it, on account of using brute force instead of gentle persuasion. Bobby replaced the nut with..

Zomg'd

1. 1. Verb, completely beaten or owned,usually seen with an exclamation of ZOMG! Carl got zomg'd by Lucas..

Vasectomized

1. Having had a vasectomy. Don't worry, I am vasectomized. 2. When an apartment building's water is out due to street construc..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free