What is The Golden Parachute?
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When a guy stands up and proceeds to urinate all over the sheets while his female companion is sleeping underneath them.
"I woke up with a morning boner and the bitch wouldn't fuck me so I gave her the Golden Parachute and then left for work"
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When one pulls the foreskin together and urinates, releasing no urine, then, when the time is right, releasing his load on the world. Co..