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A form of professional masturbation that can only be accomplished by the elites, requiring intense meditation and training. You begin by..
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The act of placing a malteser in your partners belly button when they are asleep, then dropping the worlds biggest elbow on their torso ..
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Angry masturbation while listening to metal, usually done until raw.
Shawn was furiously metalbating in the bathroom until he bled. Sha..
