The Gonzo

What is The Gonzo?

1.

When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features

Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!

See the gonzo

2.

To perform a 'Gonzo', simply place your balls over your partner's eyes and let your penis fall over her nose. She now resembles Gonzo from the muppets.

Dude, I totally gave that bitch the gonzo last night.

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3.

You place your balls in the eye sockets of a person and lay your dick over their nose so they resemble Gonzo from Jim Henson's muppets.

I gave Charles the Gonzo last night and he still has my taint smear on his forehead.

See arabian goggles, angry pirate, angry dragon, houdini
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