The Gorilla

What is The Gorilla?


1.

The Gorilla is a mating technique developed by the drunk male. This strategy must be implemented from behind so that the female is completely unaware (otherwise known as the "sneak attack"). It involved a frankenstein-slash-zombie-like outreach of the arms over a female's shoulders followed by a sloppy and uncoordinated death grip around her neck/chest/anything in reach. The male then proceeds to try and dance with the female. Women who fall for the gorilla tactic either can't think or are painfully unstable.

Caleb: Try the gorilla on that one over there. Looks promising.

See drunk, male, booze, bar, dance

2.

What you see when you are totally smoked out, usually indicating your limit.

Wow man, I need to slow down, I'm definatly seeing THE GORILLA

See gone, toast, had, done


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