The Governor

What is The Governor?


1.

When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.

Kelly used the governor last night while blowing me.

See blow, blowjob, head, gag, cock

2.

A term widely used to describe the following sexual ceremony: While engaging in sexual intercourse, preferably from behind, and as the money shot approaches, the male "doer" spits on his partners back. When he/she turns around in disgust, the "doer" ejaculates into one eye of his partner and firmly punches the other eye, exclaiming "you have been Governed!". The "doer", now also known as "the Governor", then parades his triumph and is later honoured, by his judicators, with a t-shirt declaiming "The Governor!"

Clearly, The Governor is the only act to rectify virtuous social decorum!

See governor, govna, JB


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