What is The Great Christmas Penguin?


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The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.

Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?

Johnny: Yes!

Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.

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