What is The Great Smurf Wars?
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An event caught in many segment by celebrated documentrist Jerry Springer in which segments of the smurf peoples went to war over ideological differences in regards to Marxism or Maoism and is it morally correct to call she-males smurfettes. The brutal affair claimed many and the streets ran blue with the snot/shit/blood/guts/tears/various body parts of the little buggers. May have gone unnoticed due to inconsequence height wise.
The Great Smurf Wars claimed enough Smurfmen that muffin mix companies just pick up the bodies and add them to their mixes being cheaper than blueberrys (see Smurf-Contra Affair).
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n. The chronological usage of Google to Wikipedia.
v. To search a subject on Google, then clicking the Wikipediahit of said subject.
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n. The point that must be exceeded by exposure to crappy music to begin producing the given effect or result, or to elicit the response ..
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Spending hours on end on youtube, going from one related video to the next, in a kind of trance-like state. Similar to a wiki-binge.
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