What is The Green Machine?
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A mysterious green machine that can be used for about anything you can think of. It's at the Peoria Campus of Tulsa Technology Center, in Oklahoma.
It has many relatives at the campus, but they are no match for it's 'Big Bertha' attachment.
Also, it's Pilot is Mr. Dean. It's a fun jingle to sing.
(Also can be called GM.)
Guy #1: I bet they spend the whole night riding the Green Machine!
Guy #2: That's why it smells like burnt rubber!
The Jingle:
"The Green Machine, owned and operated by Mr. Dean!"
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