What is The Group?
1.
a group of people that stands outside of the school and chat's and also makes fun of each other. the groups main people are Curtis, Alex, Jeremy, Marc, Maynard, and Zakk
person: have you seen the group lately?
person2:no, y?
person: i hate those people
person2: Zakk's the only cool one
person: i know
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2.
A contingent of friends that refer to them as whole.
TOJI:WTF is the group doing tonight
GWEEDO: Ya know toji, I don't have all the awnsers
DANNY: STFU you damn WOP
KEVIN: Should i bring the JD?
ALEX: Sure, i like to drink but i hav NEVER been drunk
3.
A cult that bands together opressing society views and as well to engage in various acts of illegal and idiotic activities. Newcomers are usually frowned upon but exceptions can be made if they can contribute to the collective.
Noid: Who is knocking on the door?
C-Dawg: I'll check it out.
Uninvited Guest: Hey I brought some munchies for "the group"
The Group: ahh..
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4.
a group of kids that all hangout in st charles. Rarely found out in public all together. A few patrons of this group dont want to do much. So they all hang at houses in the neighborhood.
Weird chick- who does alex hang with?
anyone in the world- the group
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5.
Usually consists of a handful of people that cling to each other like baby mice. Members of the group, known as Groupies, are usually so socially inept and weak-minded that any deviation from sanctioned activities is equated as a personal attack on the group entity. Groupies tend to consider themselves elitists, although others tend to consider them utterly atrocious. Attempts to hide their embarrassment usually entail collectively fabricated illusions of success. Unfortunately, for the groupies, their dichotomy is well-documented here as well as on their Myspace® profiles.
Every group has what is considered a male group leader, also known as "Head douche." This douche is usually a benign IT weasel, sex toy collector, or blatantly nefarious weakling. A female-esque group leader is also present solely to stave off the sexual frustrations of the other groupies; without her they would just be considered closet homosexuals. Additional group members are few, but usually consist of individuals with far lower levels of self worth or self esteem than the Head Douche. Such individuals usually carry such illustrious careers as grocery store workers, snake charmers, doorknobs, desk jockeys, and career students.
Group Activities include playing tiddley winks with no undies on, erotic fantasies of cartoon characters, having multiple illegitimate (illiterate) redneck children, and gay sex.
Guy 1: Whats up, dude! You'll never guess what happened. I was at the store and the group came up and acted like they were my friends. What a bunch of fakes!
Guy 2: Did you tell them to "either grow up or grow a pair?"
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