What is The Guardians?
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The secret police of Wales, largest county in England.
Under the direct juristiction of the High Sheriff (see High Sheriff).
Ruthless and efficient in protecting the counties' borders from Muslim terrorists.
Commiting murders and acts of atrocities on enemies of Her Majesty the Queen.
"shit, lets flee over the Second Severn Crossing, the Guardians are coming"
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The ULTAMITE expression.
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