The Guatemalan Handshake

What is The Guatemalan Handshake?

1.

The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.

Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?

Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.

See mexican food, genitals, monkey spanking

85

Random Words:

Republicon

1. 1. One who espouses conservative values of small government, less government intervention, and managed spending, but performs the exact ..

Heihachi

1. He is the oldman that is the villain from Tekken series. Two years ago, Heihachi failed to capture Ogre. He made his researchers collect..

Quatro

1. A guy with a 4 inch dick "Dude , your a quatro?!" "It's 4 1/2 not 4!!" See quatro, 4, inches, four 2. euph..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free