What is The Guatemalan Handshake?
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The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.
Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?
Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.
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