The Guatemalan Handshake

What is The Guatemalan Handshake?

1.

The act of aggressively jerking another person off with a prosthetic hand that is lathered up with guacamole, sour cream, and beef chili.

Joanne: How was your date at that Mexican restaurant last night?

Sally: Quite delightful. I gave Frank The Guatemalan Handshake under the table before our entrees came.

See mexican food, genitals, monkey spanking

85

Random Words:

Ikydc

1. I Know You Dont Care omg, i love that band!!! ikydc but whatever. See ikydc, i, know, you, dont, care..

Tau'ri

1. Earth, as it is known among the Jaffa and Goa'uld. The word means "First World", taking its name from the fact that the ..

Quagging

1. The sound which eminates from the throat of someone administering a very rough blowjob or is having their face fucked. Often exaggereate..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free