What is The Guy?
1.
Mascot of the high-energy rock band,
Dude A: "What's up with those evil-looking face t-shirts?"
Dude B: "Oh, that's The Guy."
Dude A: "The Guy?"
Dube B: "The Guy."
Dude C: "The Guy?"
Dude A: "Dude, go away, dude."
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2.
a man that was always found sleeping on the couch of thurgood's apartment (movie Half-Baked). nobody knew who he was or where he came from or why he was always there
-Maybe.. The Guy did it. Hey, Guy. Guy! Did you kill my dog?
-*lifts head from dead sleep and waves his hand "no"*
-...I believe him, yo. I dont know why, but I do.
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3.
Someone you call if you want something done.
"I think I'll just call the guy to fix that"
4.
Used when referring to someone/something who is essentially being the most awesome person/thing alive at any given task.
Damn, Kimbo layed that dude out, mna...he's the guy!
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5.
Someone you bring your computer to when it's fucked in a way that you can't fix it yourself.
Oh SHIT! Now I'll have to take my computer to the guy and pay hundreds to fix it!
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6.
The hit of weed that makes you extremely high. When you cough, eyes water, and you become physically high, you have met the guy. He is the hit.
Dude 1: I can't stop coughing, oh my eyes! Im so high!
Dude 2: You just me "The Guy".
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7.
A homeless man who is known to beg for change outside of The Mad Hatter in Covington, Kentucky.
Many jokes are made about The Guy popping up in random situations and asking for change.
It's like you turn on the TV and it shows The Guy asking for change instead of Sports Center.
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