The Hairy Taco

What is The Hairy Taco?


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1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.

2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.

"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"

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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."


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