What is The Haitian Scarecrow?

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When a girl stapels a mans balls together, with a stapel gun. He is in so much pain that he is can not move, just like a scare-crow. Then the girl takes a dilido and violently thrusts it up his ass. He has to un-stapel his balls and then only after that can they enjoy intercourse through the vaginal method.

Ian: "i had the haitian scarecrow really good last night!"

Kyle: "why would you let cara do that to you!?"

Ian: "i find it kinky."

See kinky, sex, the angry dragon, alabama hot pocket
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