The Half Swim

What is The Half Swim?


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one day a Newfoundlander decides to swim to Cape Breton, he got half way and said I'm feeling too tired to go the other half and then he swam back.

grandfather - ever hear about the newfie who tried to swim to cape breton?

grand son - no?

grandfather - well he got half way got tired and swam back!

grandson - .. haha

grandfather- thats called the "the half swim"

See newfie, newfoundland, cape breton, swimming, grandfather


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