The H.a.m.b.

What is The H.a.m.b.?


1.

The "Hokey Ass Message Board". An online community devoted to the discussion, appreciation and upkeep of traditional hot rod and custom cars.

I saw a photo of a tastefully done Model A roadster on duce rails over on the H.A.M.B.

See hot rod, hotrod, rat rod, custom, kustom

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Hokey Ass Message Board. Emphasis on Hokey. Hot Rod Enthusiast forum for wanna-be non-conformists. Yet, acceptance of the group is based on tribal ritualistic criticism of concepts that may be outside the 'norm'.

Yeah, it's a car like you see on The H.A.M.B., Flat black primer and red wheels driven by an Elvis Costello look-a-like with a pack of cigarettes rolled up the skinny armed sleeve of his T-shirt.

He's into the 'Stray Cats', like the retro-greasers over at The H.A.M.B.

See pinhead, lemming, inbreeding


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