What is The Hamburglar?
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1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)
2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.
3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.
4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.
OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.
All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.
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Random Words:
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to hurt- badly!
sometimes by a bitch, but usually one does it to thyself on accident, unless they're emo.
*falls down the stairs*..
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Basically a backwards donkey punch. While the guy is getting head he grabs the chick's neck and, squeezing down as hard as he can, ..
