The Hamburglar

What is The Hamburglar?


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1. have your sexual partner grab a handful of ground hamburger (about enough for a hamburger)

2. then he/she proceeds to jack you off with the handful of ground meat.

3. when you are about to ejaculate have him/her cover you dick with the raw meat and allow you to cum in it.

4. she then continues to make the patty and throws it on the grill for a delicious hamburger.

OPTIONAL: He/she can wear a Hamburglar suit while performing this meat-on-meat extravaganza.

All you need to do is make a patty of ground hamburger meat and think about how awesome it feels in your hands... you will yearn for The Hamburglar!! 100% satisfaction guaranteed.

See sex, masturbation, jacking off, hamburger, mcdonald's, sexy, kinky


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