The Harry Potter

What is The Harry Potter?


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The Harry Potter (n. & v.):

Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.

I got squirted in the face by the Harry Potter last night.

2.

A man jerks off and then, using the semen that has accumulated on the tip of his dick, draws a lightning bolt on his partner's forehead.

After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.

Dude I gave that slut Jessica The Harry Potter, she is gonna be pissed when she finds out her parents are dead.

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