The Hay Guys Cat

What is The Hay Guys Cat?


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A beautiful cat that was in love with Taylor, Tara, and Poonai all at once, but Taylor broke it off and now it is complicated. The Hay Guys Cat is a she and she likes to go by "Hay" or "HGC" for short. The HGC Virus can be contracted from The Hay Guys Cat. It involves uncontrollable laughing, the constant need to think and say "HAY GUYS" out loud in an obnoxious voice, and itchy hives. There is no known cure

-"Hay Guys"

-"Hay, have you seen The Hay Guys Cat lately? She hasn't been returning my calls."

-"Did you check Mikula's room?"

See beautiful, hey, cat, pretty, she


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