What is The Hayward?
1.
A sexual act in which a man sprays diarrhea into a cup after ejaculating into it. The woman then takes the contents of the cup, puts it into her mouth, and swishes it around. She then proceeds to give the man a blowjob, leaving a sticky, shitty mess on his penis. The man then uses this concoction as an anal lube on the woman.
John: "Dude, I gave Victoria the Hayward last night."
Jake: "That's fuckin' awesome!"
See
Random Words:
1.
word used to imitate the sound guitars make in metal songs or to state how metal a song is.
"Zjang zjang motherfucker"..
1.
the state of (n.) or in the process of (v.) getting drunk on stale rum
man i was so panamanashed last night i lost my car keys in my re..
