What is The Hayward?
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A sexual act in which a man sprays diarrhea into a cup after ejaculating into it. The woman then takes the contents of the cup, puts it into her mouth, and swishes it around. She then proceeds to give the man a blowjob, leaving a sticky, shitty mess on his penis. The man then uses this concoction as an anal lube on the woman.
John: "Dude, I gave Victoria the Hayward last night."
Jake: "That's fuckin' awesome!"
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