The Hayward

What is The Hayward?


1.

A sexual act in which a man sprays diarrhea into a cup after ejaculating into it. The woman then takes the contents of the cup, puts it into her mouth, and swishes it around. She then proceeds to give the man a blowjob, leaving a sticky, shitty mess on his penis. The man then uses this concoction as an anal lube on the woman.

John: "Dude, I gave Victoria the Hayward last night."

Jake: "That's fuckin' awesome!"

See cum, anal, lube, fuck


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