The Heath

What is The Heath?


1.

Notorious wooded spot that shares borders with Crayford, Wilmington and Bexley in Kent, England.

After dark it becomes a spot for middle-aged men wearing caps and sunglasses to engage in gay sex and doggingamongst the trees.

"Did you just see those two men? They were walking onto the Heath carrying a plastic bag."

KEEP GAYS OFF OUR HEATH - Local flyer.

See gay, dogging, heath, kent, men

2.

A sex act, upon which the male will give oral to the female, who is on her period. When sufficient blood is around his mouth the male will stop and whisper "Why so serious?". Named after the famous actor, Heath Ledger for his performance as the Joker in Batman: The Dark Knight.

"Did you see that guy go down on his girlfriend while she was on her period. He did The Heath and said 'Why so serious?' when he came up"

See period, cunnilingus, oral, gross


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