What is The Hedgehog?
1.
Nickname given to famous porn star Ron Jeremy. He is widely known for being overweight, having copious amounts of body hair, and possessing a remarkably large penis.
I love watching movies with The Hedgehog in them. Ron Jeremy is a stud.
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2.
Euphemism for depression.
When you have the hedgehog, you need to see a therapist regularly.
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