What is The High Life?
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When a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of Miller High Life and shoves it into her vagina, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her... then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.
I just lived the High Life!!
We should drink some beers, find some bitches and live the high life!!
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An event which would be appreciated by anyone with common sense and brains. This event would start a holocaust against emo kids.
I wish..
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the act of shitting in ones dryer, then proceeding to turn the dryer on the high heat tumble cycle
That janky ho stole mah jacket afte..
