The High Life

What is The High Life?

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When a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of Miller High Life and shoves it into her vagina, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her... then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.

I just lived the High Life!!

We should drink some beers, find some bitches and live the high life!!

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