The Hills Edit Meaning

1.

A show MTV created because of the popularity of Laguna Beach. Star Lauren or L.C. and her ditzy friend Heidi decide to live on their "own" in the hills (L.A.), but even though neither has a full time paying job they somehow miraculously have money to pay for everything. Watch out for a cameo of Jason from Laguna Beach. "Reality" t.v only O.C. obsessed teens could believe.

Lets go watch the hills where Heidi will convince 18 year olds everywhere they can get a party job with no education.

See laguna beach, mtv, l.c., Jessica

2.

A horrible reality show about a bunch of skinny rich white college kids dealing with their picture perfect life. They've got everything going for them but still find time to whine. abercrombie-kid, laguna beach,she-twig

Platinum Blonde: man im so pissed how perfect my life is so i think im gonna make up some lame drama.

Dirty Blonde: Yeah me too. gosh life in the hills sucks

See chicken head, rich people, annoying, fergie

3.

Quite possibly THE dumbest fucking show on the face of the Earth. I would rather guzzle cat piss while getting raped up the ass by Wesley Snipes while having bamboo splintered under my fingernails while having my balls chewed on by Jaws (the villain from James Bond) while getting a blowjob from Jaws (the shark from the movie) while watching the episode of Dragon Ball Z where you THINK Vacheta is going to fight Goku but they say it'll be in the next episode while listening to a 7 year old on Counterstrike: Source brag about how he's "teh leet balls" than watch The Hills.

FUCK THE HILLS

See tv, movie, shit, crap, damn

4.

Wealthy, upperclass, suburban area marked by large properties, larger houses, and sometimes even larger populations of jews. The local police force will usually have nothing better to do than break up high school parties, and the local high schoolers will usually have nothing better to do than spend their parents' money on copius amounts of marijuana and smirinof twist. Keep your eyes open for a high ratio of Starbucks to 7-11s, and an almost unsettling shortage of blacks. Mexicans are right out.

"There were a lot of parties in the hills that night, so I grabbed my pink northface and my prada purse and waited in my foyer for Rebecca to pick my up in her Land Rover."

See wasp, jap, ghetto, burbs

5.

'The Hills' sadly is what's rotting the brains of the MTV generation. It's supposed to be the real-life version of 'The O.C.', but from what I've seen of it it's even less believable. What's worse is that the cast are actually celebrities. But they're everyting you don't want in a celebrity - they're dumb, phony attention-seekers!

The HillsMTV HeidiLaurenAudrinaWhitney Kristin Heidi MontagLauren ConradAudrina PartridgeWhitney PortKristen Kavallari

See mtv, spencer, tv, telly, television, reality

6.

The most boring show in the universe. It consist of a bunch of rich assholes who do not have jobs but spend glorious amounts of money on starbucks, martinis, and abortions. Conversations consist of talking about whos hooking up or what club they plan on hitting up that night. The cycle repeats until the season ends. You will learn more from watching a snail cross a highway than watching this show. If you see an average looking person on the show than you probably accidently saw a commercial.

Blond girl: What happened last night?

Other blonde girl: Spencer was totally hitting on Stacy.

Blonde girl: I don't know what to do. How can I trust him?

Other blonde girl: I think hes going to McFags tonight.

Blonde girl: We should totally go and make him jealous.

Other blonde girl: Totally.

etc etc etc

Viewer: Holy fuck the Hills is the lamest show ever.

See boring, blonde, martini, spencer, heidi, rich fucks

7.

Large residential complex located in Basking Ridge and partially in Bedminster, NJ. Everyone knows the hills should be it's own town. People who live in the hills know it like the back of their hand, but somehow everyone else gets lost. A lot of the houses look exactly the same and are all very close together. The trees are always perfectly aligned and the grass is always cut, thanks to all the sketchy illeagal mexicans. Not only is there a school up here, we've got rite aid, dairy queen, and a liquor store too. How more Pleasentville could you get?

Yo dude, we're gonna go to Friendlys in like 5, wanna come?

Yeah i'll be there in like 20

Oh yeah..forgot you lived in the hills

See the hills, nj