The Hilton

What is The Hilton?


1.

This phrase has its origins from the early release of the Paris Hilton sex tape. It denotes masturbation, predominantly by men, and can be said in a clandenstine way among friends surrounded an uninformed group.

Earl: "What did you do this weekend?"

Ron: "I went to the Hilton...twice!"

See beat-off, jack-off, flogging the bishop

2.

Another name for prison. Made famous when Paris went to jail.

Welcome to jail Paris, (This is NOT UR Daddy's Hilton)

Or is it?

I just got busted for weed, I'm for sure going to the Hilton.

See jail, prison, the big house, the joint, club fed, county


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