What is The Hitchhiker?
1.
When you are with a female and you are giving her
As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer
The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her athumb up for joy.
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2.
4 in the pink, thumb in the stink. Fist her with your thumb in the stink.
Hey baby, what's up?
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
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