The Hitchhiker

What is The Hitchhiker?


1.

When you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. You proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the vagina while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her orgasm.

As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.

See oral sex, fingering, masterbation, humor, fingers

2.

4 in the pink, thumb in the stink. Fist her with your thumb in the stink.

Hey baby, what's up?

Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.

I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.

See ass play, the pink, fisting, backdoor


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