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when hooking up with a very unattractive hoe and seeing her within the next week, and there is no possible way to avoid her. Drop something of yours and turn away, get into sprint mode while down, and when she passes run.
as she saw the beloved stud she hooked up with on new years, words were getting thrown up her throat, but she was lost for words, and as she began to regain stamina, that stud dropped his phone and pulled the hoffman, and all hope was lost. she was crushed. that ass, she give iot one more glance as she turned the corner, but left to see he was springint full speed down the hall to get delicious treats. and avoid that hiedous mask she calls her beauty
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A variation of the word queef.
Often used to insult someone.
Also quite effective at pissing people off at 3:00 in the morning.
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The musical personification of epic, beautiful and dark.
that band is not moonsorrow!
woah, she is so moonsorrow
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An individual, usually mentally unstable, who spends time coming up with clever terms like "Chimpeach" to attempt to make half..
