What is The Honest Politician?


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The act of inserting one's penis and balls into his own anus at the same time. Impossible, just like the possibility of an honest politician ever existing.

Jim: So, Tom what did you do last night?

Tom: I labored for hours and hours trying to give myself The Honest Politician.

Jim: The Honest Politician? What the fuck is that?

Tom: You know, it's when you try to put your own cock and balls up your own ass at the same time.

Jim: Oh, I get it. That shit's impossible, kind of like finding an honest politician.

Tom: Exactly.

See mccain, obama, clinton, palin, biden, cock, balls, impossible


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