The Hopper

What is The Hopper?


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The Hopper is a strange child seen in school yards. The Hopper is only friends with the dinnerladies but The Hopper craves attention.

The Hopper will go up to the largest group of thugs/bullies/hooligans and say a disgusting lie about THEMSELVES in order to get beaten up. The Hopper will also ask people to beat him up because its attention.

The Hopper is rare and only found in 1/5 schools but once secondary school has finished The Hopper will disappear from view and most people will never see them again.

To Bullies:-

"I shagged a budgie!"

"If you dont beat me up your gay"

"I want to stick my tongue in my mummys mouth then poo in it"


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