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The act of farting and pooing at the same time.
I went to the toilet the other night to do a shit but i totally puff nuggeted instead...
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One of the best (if not THE best) salad dressings.
I've seriously considered apooning scoops of 1000 Island into my mouth. It didn..
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A guy with a really small dick.
Guy: My dick is only 3 inches when hard.
Girl: Haha, wow, you're a dick dwarf.
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