The Humphrey

What is The Humphrey?

A name used for girls who enjoy a good beard rubbing on their vaginas. Also, someone who does not mind giving handys in a treehouse.

That one chick is a The Humphrey because she gave me a handy in my treehouse after I rubbed my beard in her vagina.

See handy, blowjob, ashley, nasty, beard

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