What is The Illuminator?
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1) When a man drapes his testicles over a woman's eyes, places a flashlight up to his spread testicles and flashes the light on and off repeatedly.
2) When a man is getting a blowjob from his partner, and shines a flashlight deep in the woman's vagina in an attempt to light the blowjob from the inside.
That girl was giving me such a great BJ, I used the illuminator to shine a spotlight on it.
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