The Incredible Guff

What is The Incredible Guff?

"The Incredible Guff" is the name given to all farts that fulfull the following criteria:

A. they are huge

B. they are dangerous

C. they can go through walls

D. they are angry

E. everyone knows one is in the room

At the ASDA checkout people begin to disperse in disgust.

<whispered> "It's THE INCREDIBLE GUFF!"

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Limberger Lumber

1. When a guy doesn't bathe, causing his cheese coated piss pipe to smell like a haunch of limberger! Dude, you should tell your brot..

Chuckleheads

1. human twins aged 5 and under. "Man these chuckleheads are wearing me the fuck out. Howard and I just haven't gotten ANY sleep..

Jockage

1. Extreme chafing of the boxers or briefs against ones inner thighs from walking around all day. 1. Damn, bro... I have the worst jockage..

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