The Inner Harbor

What is The Inner Harbor?


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This is an alcoholic drink only known to those whose hearts lie in the great state of Maryland.

Ingredients:

One National Bohemian Beer

Two Shots Rikaloff Vodka

A Dash of Old Bay

Mix These ingredients in a large glass and stir with a crab mallet.

Its the only drink that actually tastes better coming out of your mouth than coming in.

Marylander#1: Hey man, have your ever heard of the inner harbor?

Marylander#2: Yeah isnt that the harbor right in downtown B-More?

Marylander#1: Little known fact, the body of water was actually named after the alcoholic beverage.

See natty bo, baltimore, maryland, rikaloff, crabs


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