The Intruder

What is The Intruder?


1.

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one employs a numbed hand, giving the sensation of another person. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

See intruder, stranger, masturbation, ski mask, mirror

2.

Variation on The Stranger where one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

See intruder, stranger, masturbate, ski mask

3.

A form of "the shocker" but instead of "two in the pink and one int the stink", two in the stink and one in the pink. hence the intruder.

your too drunk to realize you confused the holes hence the intruder.

See slapped, shocker, butt nuggett, painful


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