What is The Irish?
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Many centuries ago, the Irish were the most advanced race on earth. Legend has it they were on the verge of transcending to become beings of pure energy, when they discovered alcohol and...well you know the rest.
On the bright side, they invented stout, potatoes, and whiskey
Peter Griffin, from the Griffin family in Family Guy, is Irish. So is Gerry Adams, the IRA and Irish Whiskey
Random Words:
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When someone with a boyfriend/girlfriend wants phone sex from someone not their boyfriend/girlfriend
Friend: I'm not even his girl..