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Irish plague: alcoholism
My granny died of the Irish plague.
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A nice poop that only requires a single clean wipe, and you're set for the day.
At college, a one-wipe wonder is a true rarity.
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It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum.
I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter.
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