The Italian Job

What is The Italian Job?


1.

The world record holder for longest commercial. This commericial is so long one must pay to see it. The commercial is for Mini Coopers.

Man I sure am glad they didn't put that long new commercial, The Itailian Job, between my movie on Fox.

2.

A 60's movie by Noel Coward starring Michael Caine, shamelessly - SHAMELESSLY - remade in the new milennium, only without the fun cockney song.

Hang on a minute, lads, I've got a great idea... uh... uh... -Michael Caine (Croker)

3.

Is when a man is fuckinga woman and in the middle of the session he sticks a spicy meatball up in her butthole. Right before he blows his load they switch to the 69 position and she suck him off and similtanously poops the meatball in his mouth and he eats it.

I was dancing all night at a retro-disco and worked up quite an appetite. This was however extinquished when a girl gave me The Italian Job.

See sick, spicy, sixty nine, poop, load

4.

(N.) Another car chase/explosion movie about a gang of thieves who plan revenge on a former partner who stole their other stolen stuff before killing their boss.

The Italian Job would have done better if it didn't compete with Pixar's 4th Computer movie, Finding Nemo.


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