The Jackxclan

What is The Jackxclan?


1.

Special dismount involving quads. Consists of racing through a ditch, resulting in the rider being pitched off the quad. Finishing moves include making sure the limbs of the rider are in odd positions, and pretending to be asleep, thereby throwing fellow riders into a panic. Aftermath includes having a woman drive your quad back to camp, while receiving a ride in a Rhino. Rider must act hurt upon return and walk bent over sideways. Usually results in sympathy from other campers, and a prescription of Vicoden.

"Dude, did you see that awesome The Jackxclan move? Now, lets pretend to feel sorry for him!"

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