What is The Jake Stevens?
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When doing a girl from behind, you pull out a newspaper and start smacking her arse with it whilst whistling.
Mary was enjoying the sex until Joe pulled out the Evening herald and started hitting her with it whilst whistling in a very odd fashion. He later explained The Jake Stevens
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