What is The Jakes?
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A kick-ass dance band that makes you tap your feet and shake your booty. They come from Irvine, California.
Dude! I saw The Jakes last night. They told me to "Just dance, bitch" and I couldn't help it, I just DANCED!
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The police, usually just traffic officers.
The Jakes are everywhere in these parts.
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The Wu-Tang Clan popularized "The Jakes" as being the cops...
"Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...
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The kid you always see walking around with his guitar. Ripping away on his down time while others walk by in awe.
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A mobile or cellular phone
Man, you left your booty call monitor here last night and it was chirpin like a bitch.
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When a guy slaps his (non-shaved) balls against a woman's chin repeatedly, like her chin is practicing on a punching bag
"She..