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Recipe invented by moi:
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
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When a girlfriend or wife gets pregnant and decides (without any input from the male) that she is keeping the baby. A common theme is th..
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In simple words...it is a blow job.
I was so drunk last nite that I found myself chattin with a wombatic dick shark that insisted on gi..
