The Jane Edit Meaning

1. Having dibs, shotgun, or bagson the second round of sex with a girl in one night. Often called out in the same fashion as shotgun is for..

1. the nearest shirt or towel used to wipe clean after sex. Hey sweetie, could you hand me the fuck-towel on your side of the bed. Thanks...

1. anyone who thinks they've got swine flu, when in fact they've just got normal flu combined with hyper paranoia. swineochondri..