The Jared

What is The Jared?

The Sexiest man alive!! hes so hot, when i see him i cant keep my hands off him. In his spare time he likes to jack off.

I love you Jared! Come and find me!!

Zombinized

1. Little to no sleep & still have no plans to rest. Worked long hours with no possable end in site. A state of dazed awakeness. I am ..

Ethosser

1. A person who talks about somebody or something having an abstract or ethereal "ethos", when they really mean somebody or somet..

Bugger Paste

1. Slimy post sex residue that leads to vaginal squelching for a short time afterwards. Can also be used as a derogative term for anyone yo..

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